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Top Ten Signs the Recession is Hitting Home here in Vegas

We here at SCT are known for our social consciences. Hence, we spend our fair share of time in numerous dive bars, not to dull our own pain, but rather to stay in tune and diligently observe the ebb and flow of our wonderful desert mistress, the big sin herself, Las Vegas. As the economy bottoms out, Las Vegas proudly wears the crown of the highest unemployment rate in the nation (14%), not to mention soaring foreclosures and rising crime.

After months of hard drinking…and a bit of research, SCT brings you another hard hitting top ten list.

Top Ten Signs the Recession is Hitting Home here in Vegas

Even the hookers are looking for work
The craps tables are empty
Crack heads have left the off ramps and are now begging on the freeway
Even Meth has gotten too pricey for kids…they’re back to huffing.
Goldiggers have given up looking for baby daddies
Harry Reid is blaming Obama who’s blaming Bush who’s blaming Clinton who’s still “pimpin”
Vegas magicians have now become Vegas pick pocketers
Strippers are actually enrolling in Med School instead of just lying about it
Even Obama won’t bet on black
Kim Jong Il has offered Vegas a Bail Out in return for unlimited slot play

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on September 8, 2010 in Top Ten

Top Ten reasons to date a supermodel

If it’s not already apparent, we here at SCT look for substance when courting potential women in our lives. Since we were thrown out of the 2010 Mrs Hooters contest, we have decided to step our game up a couple of notches. World’s Richest Models

Top Ten reasons to date a supermodel

Beauty may be skin deep but those legs make a perfectly good ass of themselves.
The girl’s making bank
Even if it doesn’t work out, you can rebound with one of her model friends
They don’t eat much, so it won’t cost alot to wine and dine them
She’ll probably OD or be shipped off to rehab before you have to marry her
If you do get married, you can star in your own reality show; Joe Blow marries a super model.
Most of them are not that bright, so you don’t have to waste too much time closing the deal
Did I mention the hot friends?
They’re on the road alot…while the cat’s away; daddy will play
You can die knowing that you dabbled in that forest

Comments { 0 } · Posted on September 7, 2010 in Top Ten

Top 10 Things Invented

It’s been a bit since we here at Sin City Trifecta created a Top Ten list so to our loyal fan base we came up with another.

I have to be honest, I heard the idea on the Dan Patrick Show this morning, but we put our spin on it.

Top Ten best inventions of all time;

Football
Women
Beer
Entourage
Tailgating
Jack Daniels (this is also on the worst inventions list)
Condoms
Hollywood…The Las Vegas of creative people
Celebrity scandals…when we get tired of laughing at our own lives
Sin City Trifecta

Comments { 0 } · Posted on September 3, 2010 in Top Ten

The Top Ten Time Wasters

I am currently working at a job where time is of the essence. Unfortunately, the company would not know what “Time Management” was if it bit them on the ass.
This past week I spent over Twenty hours in meetings! Luckily, every wasted day at the office is a call to action. I will not be doing this for long.

To that end, we here at Sin City Trifecta have come up with a Top Ten list to maximize your time.

The Top Ten Time Wasters

Meetings (obviously)
The Neighborhood bar
First couple of episodes of season seven of Entourage (it’s OK, they bounced back)
The Internet
Dating, Foreplay, and Pillow Talk
Reality TV
Brett Favre “deciding”, finally, to play this, his 63rd season in the NFL (I think)
Waiting for the “Stimulus” to work
Betting that Spike Lee and Mel Gibson will collaborate on a film called “Passion in the Hood”
Jimmy Kimmel not giving my boy A. Dukes a crack at H-Town (Hollywood)…yet

Comments { 0 } · Posted on August 21, 2010 in Top Ten

Top ten things for President’s Obama to do on his next vacation

So new jobless claims rise to 500,000, the oil leak in the gulf is almost contained…kinda, and Iran is racing towards nuclear armament. That’s probably why President Obama is taking his 9th vacation of the year.

We here at Sin City Trifecta find speaking about politics on this website as appropriate as speaking politics at your neighborhood bar; not very appropriate.

On that note, we can only imagine the stresses of the Presidency; SCT has compiled a top ten list for President Obama’s next vacation.

Top ten things for President Obama to do on his next vacation:

Negotiate peace in the middle east or mandate that Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight Manny Pacquiao (I think that peace in the middle east is more likely).
Sign a decree that prohibits even great QB’s (Brett Favre) from waiting until the preseason to put their cleats back on.
Golf with Tiger to try and get his game back
Show that he cares about unemployment and find Lindsay Lohan a job
Visit Vegas again and bet the presidency on Black (no pun intended)
Appoint Ari Emmanuel as Hollywood Czar, since he already runs the town.
Appoint SCT as internet Czar so that we can officially take over the web.
Help out Charlie Sheen, Dave Matthews, and Vinny Chase by legalizing all drugs.
Show unity and pass a law that all working Americans get 9 paid vacations a year
Make a movie titled; Big Gubment Big Vacay! (Produced and directed by Mel Gibson)

Comments { 0 } · Posted on August 20, 2010 in Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Ari Emanuel has not made a cameo on Entourage

Watching the last episode of Entourage, my faith has been renewed. After the first few episodes of season Seven, I too was guilty of thinking the show had finally jumped the shark. The snazzy soundtrack had all but vanished, and the pace slowed as the series matured into something I did not expect. Entourage has gone from a comedy with dramatic undercurrents to a drama with comedic undertones. Pace and soundtracks have slowed to give way to progression of the characters. While Vincent Chase is finally faltering, Ari Gold is in danger of becoming a mench. While Billy “William” Walsh‘s maturity is a bit exaggerated, it serves a definite purpose of moving this new plot line forward, towards Johnny Drama finding success and redemption along with Eric breaking away from Vince’s shadow. Now that my two cents have been spent, let’s lighten things up a bit.

Sin City Trifecta brings you the top ten reasons Ari Emanuel has probably been too busy to do a cameo on Entourage;

Bless you Jeremy Piven; there’s only one Ari Gold…or is it Ari Emanuel?
Will shock the world by abandoning Hollywood and move to Israel to drink jug wine and grow apricots on a kibbutz.
He’s too busy trying to save Rahm Emanuel.
He’s a partner with William Morris, he doesn’t need to work anymore.
He’s busy evicting Mel Gibson from Hollywood
Entourage has officially reached critical mass in the Cameo department…one more and they may become the “Expendables”.
Busy doing Jerry Springer; “My brother’s hate me because I’m a Hollywood fat cat”
Working with the White House trying to prevent Iran from going nuclear
Reviving Lindsay Lohan‘s heart beat than her career.
He has moved on to representing SCT as we are set to star in a ground breaking Movie of the Week; ”Where did my dreams go?”

Comments { 0 } · Posted on August 17, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten Dream Jobs for A Dukes

Well folks, this Sunday will mark the anniversary of my unemployment. It’s been 8 months since I have been paid to do a job (by the books). The drug mule thing was a cash job. And the Bachelorette party I worked was a commission job and I only lasted the first verse of the “Thong Song” before I was thrown out of the Wild Wild West Casino.

With my savings running thin like Mel Gibson‘s patience, I am getting desperate. I have sent resumes out to jobs for $10/hour when unemployment pays me $12/hour.

Sitting in on Friday nights is getting old, like the “when will A-Rod hit #600?” talk. I have compiled a new Top Ten list;

Ten Dream Jobs for A. Dukes

Work for Jimmy Kimmel; Intern/Write/Fluffer/Coffee Maker for Jimmy Kimmel Live
Work for the Dan Patrick Show, I’ll move to Milford, CT tomorrow
Be a fluffer on the photography shoot for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition
Write an Ebook on personal finance titled Do as I say, not as I do (I am actually looking into this).
Given my athletic lineage and heralded achievements, MMA Fighter; Adam “The Brighton Brawler” Dukes
Given my penchant for the written word, Kim Jung il’s press secretary
Professional Handicapper
Tony Robbins Deux; Motivation for the rest of us
Beer pong referee
Writer

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 30, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten things to do in 15 seconds (Rick Pitino)

The talk of the sports World/Twitterverse the last 24 hours has been the story of Louisville Cardinals head coach, Rick Pitino. Some horrible evidence has come out of this extortion trial.

“Did you have sex that night?” Attorney Marisa Ford asked.

“Yes, very briefly,” replied Pitino.

Apparently it only lasted 15 seconds. Ouch!

Here are some Tweets from Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio.

We here at SCT do not condone cheating or think it’s a laughing manner, but wanted to give our three loyal fans something to smile about today;

Ten Things to do in 15 Seconds