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Ten Great Lines even though I don’t know what all of them mean

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Ten Great Lines even though I don’t know what all of them mean:

  1. You’re half right! (Pops)
  2. Don’t hate the player, hate the game! (Some rapper)
  3. What is is? (Bill Clinton)
  4. Times like these, I wish I had a second dick (?)
  5. The beatings will continue until moral improves (My old Sgt)
  6. You dumb or just stupid? (Pops)
  7. She could suck the chrome off a bumper (Bill Clinton on Monica L)
  8. You’re about as sharp as a brick wall (…I just got that).
  9. It’s not that I’m lazy; it’s just that I don’t care (Office Space).
  10. Damn! You got knocked the fuck out! (Friday)
  11. I can Der-i-lick my own balls thank you very much! (Zoolander)

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Comments { 1 } · Posted on July 27, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten signs you may be on the road to redemption

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Both A. Dukes and I enjoy this website tremendously because it allows us to be creative and at times neurotic. Most importantly, this website has allowed both of us to, inadvertently, focus on our own progression (I know, corny but true) by writing what interests us. That creative process has allowed us to begin down that long road towards redemption, triumph, and “Victory”.

On that note, A. Dukes is getting ready to shoot his first full length adult film, and I am training to become a drug mule.

Seriously though, we enjoy working on the website. So to our three loyal viewers; THANK YOU!

Ten signs you may be on the road to redemption

  1. You’re out of Vodka and you don’t even know it (Still have some beer though)
  2. You’ve gone an entire week without heartburn
  3. Feeling good enough for foreplay (You’re welcome babe!)
  4. Nails stay cut, clean and short (You’re welcome again)
  5. Tanning time down (Tan is suffering, but I feel good)
  6. Smoking less
  7. Masturbating less…maybe (I’m only a man)
  8. Sleeping less and doing more
  9. Finding out the SCT is worth over $200…Bitch! (Dukes, call Bill Gates…Merger!)
  10. Making rent…on time

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 24, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten Reasons Not to Sleep with a Co-Worker

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My office is 90% women, which is why I am reminding myself that I need to behave;

Ten Reasons Not to Sleep with a Co-Worker

  1. After the loving is over, you have to see her M-F, 40+ hours/week.
  2. What happens, after you end it?
  3. I may be easy, I’m not stupid.
  4. Who needs more drama at work?
  5. Work head is fun, unemployment is not.
  6. What is flirting and what is sexual harassment (and do you really want to leave that up to an ex?)
  7. I’m not Bill Clinton.
  8. As Bill Shakespeare once said; “Don’t shit where you eat”.
  9. The gossip in the office is enough to make you want to quit.
  10. Awkward when the boyfriend comes to take her to lunch.

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 23, 2010 in Top Ten

Next Season’s Top Ten Most anticipated TV shows and specials

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As we are looking to make our move into Hollywood, SCT keeps a sharp eye on the entertainment world.
You heard it hear first;

Next Season’s Top Ten Most anticipated TV shows and specials;

  1. The Obama Presidency, hosted by Mel Gibson, only on CNN
  2. Dirty Jobs; Digging for Gold in California with Oksana Grigorieva on the Discovery Channel
  3. Raising Pit Bulls with Michael Vick on Animal Planet
  4. Ten best places to Tan, starring A. Dukes on the Travel Channel
  5. Intervention with Lindsay Lohan on A&E
  6. Hesh on Management, only on Comedy Central
  7. Global warming and bitches; The Al Gore Story on FOX
  8. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 2 with Eliot Spitzer on NBC
  9. The Odd Couple starring Tiger Woods and Jesse James on CBS
  10. License to Il; from dick to dictator, starring Rex Lee of Entourage as N. Korea leader Kim Jong Il (HBO)

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 22, 2010 in Top Ten

10 reasons why I am not too worried about losing my job


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Top Ten Reasons why I am not too Worried about Losing my Job

  1. I’m jealous of A Dukes’ tan
  2. Just got an email that said I won the Australian Lottery
  3. I’m planning on marrying Tiger’s ex-wife
  4. Nevada is about to extend unemployment benefits (Gubment Cheez)
  5. All I can do is all I can do
  6. I miss my couch
  7. I’m ready to retire
  8. I would rather focus on my true passion; writing, as oppose to, this early death sentence
  9. If I spend much more time in here, they’ll have to admit me to McLean Hospital
  10. Sin City Trifecta is about to hit it big…any day now!

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 21, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten signs you may have a drinking problem

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We here at Sin City Trifecta like to have a drink every now and then. Sometimes more than others in these trying times. We came up with another Top Ten list.

Ten signs you may have a drinking problem

  1. Won’t buy an aspirin, will buy another bottle of vodka
  2. First drink before lunch
  3. Every bar tender in the joint knows your name
  4. Lee’s Liquor store is a daily pit stop
  5. Hair of the Dog
  6. Running out of room for all the empties
  7. Drink to sleep
  8. Girlfriends are as drunk as you are
  9. Drink not to think
  10. Drink – Yes…Sex – Maybe later

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Comments { 2 } · Posted on July 20, 2010 in Top Ten

Ten signs you may be depressed

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We here at Sin City Trifecta came up with yet another Top Ten list;

Ten signs you may be depressed

  1. Sleep instead of…just about anything else
  2. Libido in the gutter
  3. Nights get long as days get short
  4. Gym membership card is dusty
  5. Work is regretful
  6. Ruminating; coulda, woulda, shoulda; didn’t
  7. Too much TV, too little life
  8. Apathy is a dear friend
  9. Laziness is my most trusted mistress
  10. Silence gets loud

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Comments { 3 } · Posted on July 19, 2010 in Top Ten

Top Ten things we’d rather do than watch the MLB All-Star game

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The MLB All-Star game was on Tuesday and the numbers are in. Horrible.  The game drew a 7.5 rating and 13 share. It’s lowest-ever television rating.

The game is an absolute joke. The Manager’s don’t treat it as a real game as each pitcher throws 20-25 pitches, every team must be represented and now the winner gets home-field advantage in the World Series. We here at Sin City Trifecta came up with another Top ten list;

Top Ten Things we’d rather do than watch the MLB All-Star game

  1. We’d rather sit at the DMV
  2. We’d rather watch The Decision on repeat
  3. We’d rather listen to Justin Bieber & Ke$ha on repeat
  4. We’d rather go fishing with Scott Peterson
  5. We’d rather be guests on The View and listen to those broads cackle
  6. We’d rather watch Lindsay Lohan topless in the movie Michete
  7. We’d rather listen to Mike Vick‘s opinion on Women’s Rights, Child Welfare and Immigration
  8. We’d rather take bets on how long until we are blessed with another outburst from Mel Gibson
  9. We’d rather scuba dive in the Atlantic with no scuba gear
  10. We’d rather work on our tan at the pool

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Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 15, 2010 in Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons to Hug Your Mom

Yes, sober, law abiding, tax paying citizens of the Big Sin, Mother’s Day is well behind us. Yet, a bit of the old nostalgia recently creeped into this writer’s cob web mind. And so, thinking about life and the one I left behind not too long ago, my mind’s eye eventually settled for awhile on a warm, safe place that’s always open for visitors. As such, without further delay, allow me to offer you a glimpse into my family scrapbook of madness. I came away from this brief trip feeling refreshed and revived. I also brought back a list of the…
Top Ten Reasons to Hug Your Mom
  1. She introduced you to books.
  2. She gave you that sense of humor that has even been mistaken for charm on occasion.
  3. She’s convinced you look like a movie star.
  4. She knows exactly how to bring you back to reality whenever your ego blows up out of all proportion.
  5. She taught you how to act around a lady.
  6. She taught you that self-pity is one of the great wastes of time invented by man.
  7. She taught you that a busy day is a happy day.
  8. She showed you that no joke is out of bounds – if told correctly.
  9. She taught you about great music.
  10. She sees you the way you want to be seen by the entire world.
Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 11, 2010 in Top Ten

Top Ten Things to Do Before Heading into a Job Interview

Wire services around the world are burning up with the news that our own A-Dizzy, has locked up a job interview. This will be our guy’s first audition for employment in over three years. Though you may be a bit jittery, rest easy, good sir! We, by whom I mean me, have compiled a handy list that if you follow to the letter will all but guarantee you a place at the table of those few, those proud…those employed. And so, from the home office in downtown J-town we, by whom I mean me, present the…
Top Ten Things to Do Before Heading into a Job Interview
  1. Remove pictures of you projectile vomiting outside the Paradise Cantina Saturday night from Facebook page.
  2. Check that your fly is zipped up.
  3. Make sure that previous job references are still employed at their previous jobs.
  4. Verify that character references aren’t in prison.
  5. Wear your lucky Frankie Says Relax t-shirt UNDERNEATH your ironed, pressed, and totally professional looking button-up shirt.
  6. Pass by the spot where Tupac was gunned down, and send out a silent shout out.
  7. Watch Office Space since any nerves you may have about a new job will surely be put to rest after just one viewing.
  8. Drive by location of previous job, drop pants, moon it, get back in your car and on with your life.
  9. Play Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the Name to get the heart pumping.
  10. Promise yourself that, however the interview goes, you will be treating yourself to a barbecue lunch at Lucy’s in Green Valley.
Comments { 0 } · Posted on July 10, 2010 in Top Ten
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